Sainsbury’s Are Releasing Cheese Easter Eggs And They’re An Absolute Bargain

Easter is usually a time for putting on about three stone and gorging on chocolate for 4 days straight. But this year is different. Be prepared to put on another couple of stone, because Cheese Easter Eggs are a thing.

Usually, the chocolate eggs are hollow shells, but not the Cheese Easter Egg. This one is a SOLID EGG OF CHEESE. Weighing in at 120g and costing just £5 – It’s a bargain.

“We’re always looking for new and unique products to offer to our customers, especially during gifting periods throughout the year when people are on the lookout for something special to give their loved ones,” said a Sainsbury’s spokesperson.

“The Cheesalicious Easter Egg seemed like an obvious and exciting choice to expand our Easter egg offering and cater to cheese aficionados nationwide. The egg is truly delicious and we can’t wait to see the response from our customers.”

Shut up and take my money.